5 Church Cliches Christians Can Relate With

  1. When the pastor says, the louder your Amen, the bigger your blessings


Like, kuku kill me


2. When the worship leader says that hallelujah is too small for my God
Ooooshey….. Heaven’s sound engineer.


3. When you’ve been hearing “This year is your year” for 17 years now but you still broke


4. After shouting 12 halleluyah for the 12 months of the year, the pastor says you should shout 366 hallelujahs for the number of days in the year



5. When the music minister says “you cannot praise my God while sitting”

Well-done. P.A to God on worship affairs.

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